Ready for rapid fire

I have been writing for thid thing, I swear, but I just haven't gotten around to posting any of it yet. Combine this with the fact that I'm forever a news cycle or so behind (what with being on the other side of the world and all) that my materia is usually out of date before I post it. However, I love to hear myself talk, or type, or whatever. Therefore get ready for several rapid fire posts over the next hour or so.